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OSRS Lore - Crazy Archaeologist - Jagex Exposed
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While attempting to obtain the Malediction shard 2 I have realized something, he is based off the many jmods of Jagex! This is merely a theory and assumption, do not attempt to sue me from over there in the UK. While fighting the crazed lad he will spout random phrases and is seemingly insane. Do not harass or engage with anyone mentioned in this post / video.


"Nobody messes with my dig, get off my site" - he is claiming ownership of ruins older than him or that predate his arrival to said ruins, these ruins represent RS1 and RS2, they also represent the history and culture of RS. He thinks he can determine the meaning of these ruins and rewrite the history of them like mod gee changing all of the elf models in the game and berating players on Twitter while saying things such as "is it supposed to look old school?" to them before she was fired or left the company. Like mod wolf making references and inserting easter eggs about his sexuality in the game, he shows no respect for it. Like mod kieran saying he wants to make the game feel unwelcome to "bigots" which means people he disagrees with as mod light claps in the background on the stream, it's not your game, kieran, you cannot determine that. 


Like mod jerv inserting their preferences in the game, adding beards to female characters and adding pronoun labels to categorize people and dehumanize them. Like assumedly mod mat k who added a reference to an anti-white activist who advocates for violence in the game in 2016 (the soul jar reference at the soul altar) and makes statements on Twitter such as him claiming he's proud to not own a firearm and that "America is looking less and less free" the day of the Donald Trump election despite him living in the UK.


Onto the next quote from the so called archaeologist. "Respect me" - this is an obvious one, all of the jmods want respect without earning it, they think they deserve respect and recognition from a game and it's players that are foreign to them, they demand respect after they inject ESG DEI politics into the game. The employees of Jagex have been called racist due to them changing items such as the skin paste and wig colors, they made the skin paste less white and made the wig less blonde in an absurdly strange act of defiance. They changed a clue scroll step that stated white knights are trained more than black knights to remove the words white and black because they saw a racial conflict from the color of virtual armor. 


This is so shameful. They appointed someone under the name of "spineweilder" to be the head admin of the official Old School RuneScape wiki who posts about gender politics on Twitter and banned me from the wiki for stating more information about the anti-white activist on the reference page to her on the wiki, he banned me under the reason "bigot" despite me standing up for other races, if you ask me it seems he hates people based on the color of their skin, that is my assumption. spineweilder also vandalized an entirely different wiki that had a page of my own listed on it out of spite less than an hour of me making a post about him on Twitter.


The crazy archaeologist as another quote he can say, "you belong in a museum" - this, again, is referring to the fact the absolute majority of the playerbase are nearing their 30s and have played the game back in RS1 and especially RS2. The jmods do not understand why we enjoy the game because they are addicted to flashing colors, the jmods attempt to dedicate the game to newer players by making the game easier over time with so called "quality of life" updates like shift dropping items, making clues easier to get and complete, making your cannon hold more cannonballs, giving more castle wars tickets to ruin the point of the collection log and ruin the progress of those who have gotten the gold set or sets prior, teleports to absolutely everywhere and anywhere in the game, making almost all random events give xp lamps to ruin the previous progress of certain accounts like 10HP ones, give a rune defender, antler dagger to pures and new bis boots for them, prayer no longer drains in Barrows when you have medium combat achievements done and they made Dharok hit less, why not just turn the game into cookie clicker at this point and let the game play itself?


This is the reason Zezima quit RS2 back in the day, the squeal of fortune is in OSRS already, you just don't pay for it, allow me to continue. Almost every single combat achievement reward is a problem and ruins everyone's prior progress, this wouldn't be too much of an issue if earlier combat achievements were hard to obtain but require only about two hours of your time. Jagex has attempted to make quests easier for new players due to their analytics team stating that most players quit at Waterfall Quest and Undeground Pass, they removed the moss giant for a short time and made it so you can't fail obstacles during the Underground Pass also for a short time, the stupidity of Jagex is at full force here, do you really think a player who can't do Waterfall Quest is going to be able to play the game? Anyway, the hideous boss Tempoross that gives you flakes so you can get double fish while fishing and a fishing barrel so you don't have to bank as often is atrocious, just more cookie clicker normie pandering. Buyable blighted items are terrible, rev caves should have never been added to the game, the economy is in ruins and soon with the release of the joke and awful sailing skill that doesn't fit the game, the entire game will go through EoC.


There's been a trend with modern games where they all have to include soy pirates in them in some way. One last thing, the boss drops a fedora and there's a cake tin spawn right next to him, I believe kieran and ash saw a lot of those when defending pronouns on Twitter and berating all of their players before ash removed his face from his avatar the day the US election happened. Maybe mod gee and jerv as well while they were making asset clashes. Anyway, that's my crazy archaeologist theory, I hope you liked it!
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