While attempting to obtain the Malediction shard 2 I have realized something, he is based off the many jmods of Jagex! This is merely a theory and assumption, do not attempt to sue me from over there in the UK. While fighting the crazed lad he will spout random phrases and is seemingly insane. Do not harass or engage with anyone mentioned in this post / video.


"Nobody messes with my dig, get off my site" - he is claiming ownership of ruins older than him or that predate his arrival to said ruins, these ruins represent RS1 and RS2, they also represent the history and culture of RS. He thinks he can determine the meaning of these ruins and rewrite the history of them like mod gee changing all of the elf models in the game and berating players on Twitter while saying things such as "is it supposed to look old school?" to them before she was fired or left the company. Like mod wolf making references and inserting easter eggs about his sexuality in the game, he shows no respect for it. Like mod kieran saying he wants to make the game feel unwelcome to "bigots" which means people he disagrees with as mod light claps in the background on the stream, it's not your game, kieran, you cannot determine that. 


Like mod jerv inserting their preferences in the game, adding beards to female characters and adding pronoun labels to categorize people and dehumanize them. Like assumedly mod mat k who added a reference to an anti-white activist who advocates for violence in the game in 2016 (the soul jar reference at the soul altar) and makes statements on Twitter such as him claiming he's proud to not own a firearm and that "America is looking less and less free" the day of the Donald Trump election despite him living in the UK.


Onto the next quote from the so called archaeologist. "Respect me" - this is an obvious one, all of the jmods want respect without earning it, they think they deserve respect and recognition from a game and it's players that are foreign to them, they demand respect after they inject ESG DEI politics into the game. The employees of Jagex have been called racist due to them changing items such as the skin paste and wig colors, they made the skin paste less white and made the wig less blonde in an absurdly strange act of defiance. They changed a clue scroll step that stated white knights are trained more than black knights to remove the words white and black because they saw a racial conflict from the color of virtual armor. 


This is so shameful. They appointed someone under the name of "spineweilder" to be the head admin of the official Old School RuneScape wiki who posts about gender politics on Twitter and banned me from the wiki for stating more information about the anti-white activist on the reference page to her on the wiki, he banned me under the reason "bigot" despite me standing up for other races, if you ask me it seems he hates people based on the color of their skin, that is my assumption. spineweilder also vandalized an entirely different wiki that had a page of my own listed on it out of spite less than an hour of me making a post about him on Twitter.


The crazy archaeologist as another quote he can say, "you belong in a museum" - this, again, is referring to the fact the absolute majority of the playerbase are nearing their 30s and have played the game back in RS1 and especially RS2. The jmods do not understand why we enjoy the game because they are addicted to flashing colors, the jmods attempt to dedicate the game to newer players by making the game easier over time with so called "quality of life" updates like shift dropping items, making clues easier to get and complete, making your cannon hold more cannonballs, giving more castle wars tickets to ruin the point of the collection log and ruin the progress of those who have gotten the gold set or sets prior, teleports to absolutely everywhere and anywhere in the game, making almost all random events give xp lamps to ruin the previous progress of certain accounts like 10HP ones, give a rune defender, antler dagger to pures and new bis boots for them, prayer no longer drains in Barrows when you have medium combat achievements done and they made Dharok hit less, why not just turn the game into cookie clicker at this point and let the game play itself?


This is the reason Zezima quit RS2 back in the day, the squeal of fortune is in OSRS already, you just don't pay for it, allow me to continue. Almost every single combat achievement reward is a problem and ruins everyone's prior progress, this wouldn't be too much of an issue if earlier combat achievements were hard to obtain but require only about two hours of your time. Jagex has attempted to make quests easier for new players due to their analytics team stating that most players quit at Waterfall Quest and Undeground Pass, they removed the moss giant for a short time and made it so you can't fail obstacles during the Underground Pass also for a short time, the stupidity of Jagex is at full force here, do you really think a player who can't do Waterfall Quest is going to be able to play the game? Anyway, the hideous boss Tempoross that gives you flakes so you can get double fish while fishing and a fishing barrel so you don't have to bank as often is atrocious, just more cookie clicker normie pandering. Buyable blighted items are terrible, rev caves should have never been added to the game, the economy is in ruins and soon with the release of the joke and awful sailing skill that doesn't fit the game, the entire game will go through EoC.


There's been a trend with modern games where they all have to include soy pirates in them in some way. One last thing, the boss drops a fedora and there's a cake tin spawn right next to him, I believe kieran and ash saw a lot of those when defending pronouns on Twitter and berating all of their players before ash removed his face from his avatar the day the US election happened. Maybe mod gee and jerv as well while they were making asset clashes. Anyway, that's my crazy archaeologist theory, I hope you liked it!

To the anon from last year, who posted the mystic reddish-pink flower with the number above mine as the file name, the one who called me there, the one who saw my quads of my spiritual number, you've helped me greatly that day and brightened my path. I was cleaning my room and picked up a game OST off my floor to put it back on my shelf when I sensed a message telling me to visit that board as fast as possible. I don't know why you summoned me and offered your words to help me, a stranger, maybe you received the same kind of message to post there.

I give you my blessings, strengthened by God, Jesus Christ, Angels, Kami-sama. My soul is with me always, purified. I have gained all of the spiritual power I could ever want and I am satisfied with whenever God decides to take me. May we meet again, we have eternity to do so, but maybe we will meet in this world again. You have me and my husbands prayers and respect. You are an Angel and will be given a proper throne when the time comes.

If we meet after this world, I'll be as my true, spiritual self, given form by our creator, keep an eye out for me. I may not be the best at drawing myself but here's what I can do from what I see from my visions, in them I can only really see my snout, hands and feet most of the time! Take care of yourself if you ever read this, and also if you don't. Also be on the lookout for my own flower of my color.

   

And I think that's cool. I'm making a server for me and my friends to play on, it's called InariScape. Here's a picture of me and Honey in Lumbridge (among most of the other portraits in the game). This is not a public RSPS, RuneScape is a property of Jagex, all rights to RuneScape belong to them. Credit to the Lost City 2004Scape team.

       

And I think that's cool. I'm making a server for me and my friends to play on, it's called InariScape. Here's a picture of me and Honey in Lumbridge (among most of the other portraits in the game). This is not a public RSPS, RuneScape is a property of Jagex, all rights to RuneScape belong to them. Credit to the Lost City 2004Scape team.

       

I haven't seen a game for a while that made me want to recommend it to others but this one I can definitely recommend, I've been really enjoying the few hours I played so far, it's a retro metroidvania game which I'm usually not fond of but this is an exception, I like the dev's sense of humor as well like making the feral wolf barker enemies drop fortune cookies among other things. It's on sale on Steam currently. The Steam version doesn't come with NSFW content, the dev has a downloadable patch for the game that adds it back in.

I recorded myself playing it, you can watch it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfo8WbVqAeI
https://www.bitchute.com/video/S91DwzWOILGK

Messing around with DS1 textures.

   

A virtual cross necklace and egg will be given out to all of those who sign in within the month.

   

Welcome to part three of my Dark Souls mysteries, oddities and secrets blog posts. The video versions of this post can be found here:

https://youtu.be/SX6zYWwpSoI
https://old.bitchute.com/video/SbhicnxtsXzl/

~ Lost Izalith Human Shaped Holes ~

I never looked closely at these until someone else, I forgot who, brought it up. We've all walked past these obviously but I'm sure most didn't think anything of them. Around the Fire Sage area you can find human shaped holes in the wall, it's rather creepy and I have no idea what these would have been used for, they could represent humanity.

If I had to come up with an idea for these it's simply to represent the importance of humans, even though they are a source of survival for the demons I would assume they may also honor them, I'm pretty sure most if not all come from humans anyway, although a lore expert is probably going to prove me wrong on that and I might be missing the obvious as I haven't refreshed myself on the lore in some time.


~ Titanite Demon and Primordial Serpent Connection ~

I saw someone point this out on /v/, if you look closely at titanite demons they actually resemble the primordial serpents. This is especially true when looking at the ones in unlit areas, you can clearly make out all of the features, this could be a coincidence but to me it honestly looks too close to the serpents. I have no theories at all on this, the demon titanite item description says that when a blacksmith deity passed away "beasts arose" from slabs of titanite. I know this is clearly talking about the titanite demons themselves but what if it also means other beasts such as the serpents? Frampt is associated with titanite after all.

~ The Ghost of the Gutter ~

During my no death / no bonfire run of Dark Souls 2 a few days ago (4/6/2025) I've seen something that I have never seen before, it was in the area where you drop down after rolling through the corrosive urns and pick up the fragrant branch, I went to go pick up the branch and after obtaining it I turned around to see something look up and then run off the side of the map which gave me 156 souls, nothing in the game runs this fast nor gives that amount of souls with the silver serpent ring +1 I had equipped. My friend Kaz was in the stream at the time and the thing went so fast we didn't realize it was humanoid until we went back to look at the footage, it clearly looks up in the air as it runs at a ridiculous speed off the cliff.

I will put a gif here and a link to the stream footage. At the time of me writing this I am turning my console back on and going to check the area again. I tried doing everything exactly the same as in my run a few times, I started from Majula and went back to the black gulch multiple times, just once I received some souls, I think it was the same amount but without seeing the ghost, it was when I rested at the bonfire down there and went backwards. I summoned Bashful Ray and he kept taking out binoculars and staring into the fog. I decided to set up my recording software and turn the game audio up, I started at 4,334 souls and as I was away from my console I am now at 4,620, looking at the footage my character gained souls multiple times, 143 each.

Before I received the souls I heard what sounds like splattering. I'm starting to think these are the regular hollow enemies that sometimes use dark buffs just simply walking off from where the corrosive urns are, if this is the case it doesn't explain the "ghost" (whatever it is), it's far faster than any enemy in the game and it was already down there before the urns were rolled through.

~ Dark Souls 2 Screamer ~

Around the time of the games release there was a rumor that pirated versions of the game had a screamer that would show up at random, this was mentioned a few times on the Steam forums for the game. The screamer itself was said to be the female characters death sound effect with no image shown to go along with it, it's also been stated this can happen on non-pirated versions. I would just like to say, we do not condone piracy or any other unlawful behavior here on our site. Anyway, I am not sure if this is something that ever happened or can happen.

~ Vamos' Origins / Royal Helm ~

I never examined Vamos' helm too closely but it's actually more detailed than I thought it was, I thought it was just a pure gold helm but it has gems and other details on it. The helms item description mentions it belonging to an ancient and royal line then says only Vamos would know for sure and that "he'll never speak again". The helm also has high bleed and poison resistance, not like that matters really. Considering there's such little information on this royal line there's not much else I can say or theorize on, at least other armor sets mention the name of another region outside of Lordran but this one has no name or anything to go off of.

Something I and others have noticed is the similarity to the face on the effigy shield, it looks like a skeleton wearing the royal helm but this shield was designed by one of the shield contest winners, specifically Mat Gunn. His own name for the shield was "Xenomorph's Aegis" so I assume the design is a coincidence, it's still interesting to think on though.

~ You Were Taken by The Abyss ~

There is a creepy message that appears if you take off the covenant of Artorias ring while in the Abyss but before you fight the Four Kings, as soon as you take the ring off you are slowly pulled downward into an even deeper Abyss with a unique animation before you are overwhelmed and sent back to the last bonfire rested at to which the message "You were taken by the Abyss" appears across the screen that takes a while to go away.

Welcome to part three of my Dark Souls mysteries, oddities and secrets blog posts. The video versions of this post can be found here:

https://youtu.be/SX6zYWwpSoI
https://old.bitchute.com/video/SbhicnxtsXzl/

~ Lost Izalith Human Shaped Holes ~

I never looked closely at these until someone else, I forgot who, brought it up. We've all walked past these obviously but I'm sure most didn't think anything of them. Around the Fire Sage area you can find human shaped holes in the wall, it's rather creepy and I have no idea what these would have been used for, they could represent humanity.

If I had to come up with an idea for these it's simply to represent the importance of humans, even though they are a source of survival for the demons I would assume they may also honor them, I'm pretty sure most if not all come from humans anyway, although a lore expert is probably going to prove me wrong on that and I might be missing the obvious as I haven't refreshed myself on the lore in some time.


~ Titanite Demon and Primordial Serpent Connection ~

I saw someone point this out on /v/, if you look closely at titanite demons they actually resemble the primordial serpents. This is especially true when looking at the ones in unlit areas, you can clearly make out all of the features, this could be a coincidence but to me it honestly looks too close to the serpents. I have no theories at all on this, the demon titanite item description says that when a blacksmith deity passed away "beasts arose" from slabs of titanite. I know this is clearly talking about the titanite demons themselves but what if it also means other beasts such as the serpents? Frampt is associated with titanite after all.

~ The Ghost of the Gutter ~

During my no death / no bonfire run of Dark Souls 2 a few days ago (4/6/2025) I've seen something that I have never seen before, it was in the area where you drop down after rolling through the corrosive urns and pick up the fragrant branch, I went to go pick up the branch and after obtaining it I turned around to see something look up and then run off the side of the map which gave me 156 souls, nothing in the game runs this fast nor gives that amount of souls with the silver serpent ring +1 I had equipped. My friend Kaz was in the stream at the time and the thing went so fast we didn't realize it was humanoid until we went back to look at the footage, it clearly looks up in the air as it runs at a ridiculous speed off the cliff.

I will put a gif here and a link to the stream footage. At the time of me writing this I am turning my console back on and going to check the area again. I tried doing everything exactly the same as in my run a few times, I started from Majula and went back to the black gulch multiple times, just once I received some souls, I think it was the same amount but without seeing the ghost, it was when I rested at the bonfire down there and went backwards. I summoned Bashful Ray and he kept taking out binoculars and staring into the fog. I decided to set up my recording software and turn the game audio up, I started at 4,334 souls and as I was away from my console I am now at 4,620, looking at the footage my character gained souls multiple times, 143 each.

Before I received the souls I heard what sounds like splattering. I'm starting to think these are the regular hollow enemies that sometimes use dark buffs just simply walking off from where the corrosive urns are, if this is the case it doesn't explain the "ghost" (whatever it is), it's far faster than any enemy in the game and it was already down there before the urns were rolled through.

~ Dark Souls 2 Screamer ~

Around the time of the games release there was a rumor that pirated versions of the game had a screamer that would show up at random, this was mentioned a few times on the Steam forums for the game. The screamer itself was said to be the female characters death sound effect with no image shown to go along with it, it's also been stated this can happen on non-pirated versions. I would just like to say, we do not condone piracy or any other unlawful behavior here on our site. Anyway, I am not sure if this is something that ever happened or can happen.

~ Vamos' Origins / Royal Helm ~

I never examined Vamos' helm too closely but it's actually more detailed than I thought it was, I thought it was just a pure gold helm but it has gems and other details on it. The helms item description mentions it belonging to an ancient and royal line then says only Vamos would know for sure and that "he'll never speak again". The helm also has high bleed and poison resistance, not like that matters really. Considering there's such little information on this royal line there's not much else I can say or theorize on, at least other armor sets mention the name of another region outside of Lordran but this one has no name or anything to go off of.

Something I and others have noticed is the similarity to the face on the effigy shield, it looks like a skeleton wearing the royal helm but this shield was designed by one of the shield contest winners, specifically Mat Gunn. His own name for the shield was "Xenomorph's Aegis" so I assume the design is a coincidence, it's still interesting to think on though.

~ You Were Taken by The Abyss ~

There is a creepy message that appears if you take off the covenant of Artorias ring while in the Abyss but before you fight the Four Kings, as soon as you take the ring off you are slowly pulled downward into an even deeper Abyss with a unique animation before you are overwhelmed and sent back to the last bonfire rested at to which the message "You were taken by the Abyss" appears across the screen that takes a while to go away.

~ RuneScape Mysteries, Oddities, Rumors, Trivia, and Secrets Part 2 by TimeLierG - 7/30/2024 ~

* A list of some of the things that fascinate me about RuneScape or video games as a whole, my favorite thing about a game will always be the intrigue and mysteries about them, the unused content, the strange easter eggs, the question of why a developer added something. I wrote these down as they came to my mind one at a time so there's no order to them. I hope you enjoy this kind of stuff as much as I do. It should be said that I apologize for any strange capitalization, I'm following how RuneScape does it with it's items. All images belong to their respective owners, RuneScape is owned by Jagex. I am not affiliated with Jagex or RuneScape. Welcome to part two.

Video version:

Part 1 - https://youtu.be/kybi5JOwTAs
Part 1 - https://www.bitchute.com/video/TZcRFQY2va6K

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~ Taverly Dungeon Magic Axe Room ~

This part is not about the axes themselves but the room they reside in, in RS1 this room features what looks like doorways resembling the one on the RS2 login screen, this might just be a coincidence. In RS2 these doorways are more generic.


~ Duck Rock Cake ~

There is intentionally disabled, unused code relating to using rock cakes on ducks, jmods have not gone into detail outside of saying something along the lines of this interaction being unsuited and inappropriate for the game, apparently someone did not like ducks. There is no way to see this code so there's no telling what this is.


~ Using a Torch on Sea Slug and Fishermen ~

There's a unique animation that plays of you scaring away the fishermen and the sea slugs when using a torch on them. If you try to bring a tinderbox to the fishing platform it says it's too damp to use it.

~ Using Fire Spells on Mummies ~

If you use fire spells on mummies they will burst into flames.

~ Temple of Ikov Boss Without Ice Arrows / Yew Bow ~

It is possible to complete the Temple of Ikov without the need for ice arrows or a yew bow, well, you'll still need ice arrows equipped. If you have them equipped you can defeat Lesarkus with thrown weapons such as throwing knives, thrown axes and darts.

~ Eye of Gnome ~

This is one of the items I meant to have on the first part, there's not much to say about it though. It's an eye of a gnome that's found on Ape Atoll, including inside of a shop, it doesn't do anything despite sounding like an Herblore ingredient. It could have been added to add flavor to Ape Atoll and make it stand out from other areas of the game.

~ Item Duplication, Archers ring, Mages book and Dagonhai, ~

I won't talk about recent item duplication glitches as these points are mostly about RS1 to late RS2. On March 19th 2014 the price of Archers' rings dropped from 900k to 5k over the span of a few days, this was the mistake of jmods trying out a new feature that would allow players who have lost items due to a glitch or by getting hacked to get their stuff back that they have lost. It's theorized that Jagex meant to give the person 6m GP but instead gave them 6m Archers rings instead and instead of reporting this to Jagex or holding onto them and selling them slowly the player proceeded to dump every Archers ring onto the market.

A similar situation happened with Mages books although I do not have information on this one.

My memory for this one is pretty hazy, when While Guthix Sleeps was released in 2008 there's a part in the quest where you receive a Dagon'Hai outfit from a dresser, up until 2011 (I think) it was possible to leave the area and walk back into the room with the outfit and obtain another one and repeat, it was that easy to duplicate this armor set. The Dagon'hai robetop specifically high alchs for 72k, you can imagine how much GP was brought into the game from this, not like it matters since squeal of fortune was released a few years later.


~ There's a Ladder for a Reason ~

If you attempt to teleport out of the Champion's Challenge the character Larxus will say, "there's a ladder for a reason". I'm not sure why this is, what kind of oversight would this be preventing? I could also mention the "Leon's champion scroll", this is an unused scroll with the examine text of, "It's a challenge from the Human Champion!". You already fight him after all of the other champions have been defeated, it must have been different at one point, maybe you would have needed to get a 1/5,000 human (Leon) scroll. One more thing I wanted to mention, I find it odd how there was no reward for doing all of this outside of around 8k Slayer xp and some Hitpoints xp, having Leon's armor and cape would have been an amazing and unique "show off" set in late 2005. Maybe something like that was planned. Wish me some luck also, after I'm done maxing I am going for all of the scrolls, I only have two as of me writing this (12/31/2024).

~ God Eggs ~

This is one I accidentally didn't include in my first part, it was written in my notes so here it is. The blue, green and red God eggs you receive in birds nests when woodcutting have always interested me, even when Summoning released I feel like the purpose they received was not the original intent, maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. Prior to Summoning they had no purpose, again, not everything needs a purpose but it definitely felt like there was some hidden purpose or meaning behind them, especially given the colors.

~ Gardening Boots ~

Released on the 6th of June, 2005, these are a pair of boots that supposedly don't do anything and are a rare drop from farmers, I just found out that these exist in 2024. I assume these were meant to serve some kind of purpose outside of roleplaying and world building.

Edit: I just found out that these had the same examine text as other farming items before farming released, they may have been intended to do something.

~ Talk to the Enchanted Gold Bar ~

You can right click the enchanted bar during MM1 and talk to it, to hear what it's saying you need to have the m'speak amulet equipped, if you do it'll say "I'm stuck in this horrible gold bar" and "Get me out of here!". If you don't have the amulet equipped it will just make monkey noises.

~ Burn Jogre Bones / Super Heat ~

You can light jogre bones and use them as a regular fire. You can also use super heat on them which gives you magic and cooking experience if I remember correctly.

~ Fremennik Slayer Dungeon Kurask Size ~

There is a single Kurak in the game that is bigger than the rest of them, I have no idea why this is but it's really interesting. I wonder if it's drop table is different?

~ God Wars Dungeon "Noob" ~

I believe this was added in very late RS2, the word "noob" is written behind certain frozen warriors in the snow. This was also added to OSRS.

~ To Be Continued ~